The Media Bureau made its interest in feedback known via a Public Notice posted April 19, and which gives a deadline of June 3 for comments. I went to a Time Share Presentation, and a Leaf Fi.Dear TV: Lighten Up! Poorly Lit Scenes Confuse Viewers, Can Frustrate Actors.This Facebook Portal Commercial is why Mute button.I wasn't born yesterday either, Consumer Cellular.Jimmy Walker's Medicare Commercial is beyond sad. Coventry Direct: Because We Just Don't Care Anymore.As for that "Confidence- Pass it On" commercial.From the files of "oh, why not?" comes this old AI.Christian Faith Publishing: Because they support m.Subaru+Dogs= Even More Stupid than Usual.AIG "Tackle the Risk" Commercial: Three Minutes o. I'll find my tinfoil and get to work on that. Maybe he's blinking in morse code or something. Better watch the commercials again and look for hidden messages. I'll feel quite awful if they really are holding Jimmy hostage. When you have some time, do your part to fight back- give one of those grifts a call and have some fun messing with their minds a while. I know, my sarcasm is extreme and my rant equally ridiculous and excessive, but it's sadly not as ridiculous as these disgusting illustrations of the state of society. so we can take your money and give you false hope!!! For only 19 cents a day you too can support washed up stars and has been athletes make more ridiculous commercials for us in YOUR ZIP CODE! Call NOW or we'll never release Jimmy Walker from our basement where we've been forcing him to make commercials with increasingly obsequious scripts, grating vocals, and wild gesticulations AND slather self-tanner on Joe Namath head-to-toe when he's not flailing in front of the camera! Call NOW or we start killing puppies and abusing kids and send elephants to trample your car! Call NOW (or get what you deserve!) Maybe they should just make one slumgully of a commercial for all. Now, that $100 you get added back to your social security check? It can be gobbled right up by car warranties and charity donations.īut hey, you'll get an adorable blanket (which you'll need when you're living in your car after losing your ass to scammers), a t-shirt that becomes an affordable gift for that virtue-signaling family member, and you'll be able to sleep like a baby (in your broken down car you can't afford to fix after all the deductibles and monthly fees of your auto warranty), curled up with your adorable Shriners' blanket knowing you obeyed God's command to bless the Jewish people- at least you'll be safe from eternal damnation even if you're not safe from financial ruin! In your new destitute normal, you won't have a TV or phone, so you'll finally be free of Jimmy and Joe floundering and shrieking for you to CALL NOW! Finally, add in some religious guilt with Amazing Grace and tap those emotions with puppy-eyed, tearful pleas for donations- to save the elephants, save abused pets, shelter homeless children, feed poor children breakfast AND a snack, save the elderly Jews of Russia, or help Shriners hospital give a child a chance at a happy, productive life. Then to add insult to injury, they paste all the Medicare Advantage commercials together with misleading auto warranty and repair services, (how desperate is Ice-T to make a commercial in which he calls himself "your boy"? I dare you to try calling him your boy). I turn on the telly to see Jimmy Walker, Joe Namath, George Foreman, William Shatner, and Ice-T all during a single commercial break, one after another like a sick psychological gangbang of malicious misadvertising by greedy bastards shamelessly flouting their greed (and apparently challenging themselves to create the most cringeworthy ads yet) banking on manipulating a gullible, lonely, desperate, or poorly-insured elderly viewer into calling. OMG!! I thought there MAY be others who agree with my feelings on this jerk, but never realized to what extent! LMAO! I have to mute my TV every time he comes on ~ I would never have believed that he could have been anymore irritating than he already was, but his NEW commercials are like hearing nails on a chalkboard! He has SO MANY pictures of himself around him and people STILL DON' T KNOW WHO HE IS!! His " call NOOOOOGet this idiot off the air!!! Reply DeleteĬurrent reality in America would have been a fantastic episode of The Outer Limits or The Twilight Zone back in the day- this is all some bizarre form of Chinese torture/Russian mind- control.
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